When my MySpace account refused to respect my request to unsubscribe all email notifications, I started asking why I shouldn’t just cancel my unused account. In fact, I put that question (amusingly) out to my Facebook friends. Robert Coombs replied with the best answer to the question I could have hoped for:

“I can’t give you a single, remotely persuasive, straight-faced reason.”

Bye bye, MySpace. I really won’t miss you.